Big Nick Energy Signature Label Microfiber Blanket

Wrap Yourself in Premium Fuckery.

Snuggle up with the only blanket bold enough to say “Yes, I like it warm and inappropriate.” The Big Nick Brand Signature Label Blanket features our infamous Premium Teabagging™ logo stamped dead center, so your couch, bed, or back seat can finally match your personality: chaotic, comfortable, and probably inappropriate for public use.

Whether you're recovering from the Morning After, watching Morning Teabags, or just avoiding life under a soft layer of shame, this blanket has your back—literally.

Specs That Slap:

• Soft enough to seduce you into naps

• Bold black distressed label, front and center

• Machine washable, because we know shit happens

• Big enough to cover your body and your poor choices

Perfect for:

• Couch hibernation

• Hungover streaming sessions

• Quietly judging people at family gatherings

Caution: May cause spontaneous naps, inappropriate jokes, and a newfound love for staying in.

.: Material: 100% polyester
.: 80" x 60"
.: One-sided print
.: 2" stitched edge