Award yourself the title you’ve always deserved with the Chicken Choking Champion tee. Printed loud and proud across the chest, this shirt doesn’t just whisper inappropriate—it screams it with cartoon poultry and proud degeneracy.
Made from an ultra-soft, stretchy triblend fabric, it’s comfy enough for long sessions of shameful behavior and bold enough to guarantee second glances… or a concerned intervention.
Specs Worth Bragging About:
Unisex fit, built for comfort and chaos
Triblend fabric: soft AF, breathable, and perfect for warm palms
High-quality print with our now-iconic choking chicken champion badge
Heathered texture makes it look slightly classier than your search history
Perfect for:
Bachelor parties, bar crawls, or bad ideas in small towns
Telling the world you're a winner, even if your mom's disappointed
Gifting to your funniest friend or most shameless sibling
Warning: May cause laughter, gasps, and the occasional “Sir, this is a Chili’s.”
