Dunkin' Nuts Tee

America Runs on Teabaggin'.

For those early risers with zero shame and maximum swing, the Dunkin’ Nuts Tee is brewed for boldness and dipped in fuckery. Rockin’ the unmistakable pink-and-orange palette of questionable lawsuits and poor decisions, this parody classic proudly features:

• Big Nick Energy

• America Runs on Teabaggin’

…because what better way to say “Good morning, you filthy animal” than with a shirt that celebrates both your love for chaos and your low-hanging sense of humor?

Ideal For:

• TikTok lives that get flagged

• Coffee runs with side-eyes

• Reminding the world you’re not here for decaf vibes

Caution: May result in glazed stares, frosty judgment, and a sudden craving for holes.

.: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
.: Light Fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn-in label