Mornin' Wood Brew Tee

Start your day with a stiff one.

Introducing the Mornin’ Wood Brew Tee, a smooth-bodied, full-flavored shirt that hits harder than your third cup of regret. Whether you’re rising early for the Morning Teabags Show or just showing up semi-hard to life, this tee’s got the kind of roast that perks things up instantly.

Crafted for maximum comfort and minimal shame, it’s the perfect top for anyone who likes their humor like their mornings—a little inappropriate and fully upright.

Pairs well with:

• Chaos

• Caffeine

• Unsolicited double takes

Warning: Prolonged exposure may result in elevated confidence and spontaneous wood jokes. Consult your doctor if your ego lasts more than 4 hours.

.: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
.: Light Fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn-in label