Morning After Mint Tee

Freshen Up Your Regrets.

Look, we’ve all woken up next to a questionable decision… or five. That’s where the Morning After Mint Tee comes in—your unofficial uniform for pretending like last night totally went according to plan.

With the bold slogan “Freshen Up Your Regrets” stamped right across your chest, this shirt is perfect for brunch walk-ins, side-eye deflection, and making peace with your poor judgment—all while looking fresh as hell.

It’s minty, it’s cheeky, and it pairs perfectly with sunglasses, Advil, and avoiding eye contact.

Ideal For:

• Ghosting with style

• Walks of shame with dignity

• Laughing at your own terrible decisions

Not responsible for whatever happened before this shirt was worn. But damn, you’ll look good after.

.: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
.: Light Fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn-in label