You're as smooth as bad decisions and bold declarations.
A tribute to country love songs and late-night lawlessness, the Titties & Whiskey Triblend Tee is what happens when smooth lyrics meet dirty minds. Inspired by that iconic line from Tennessee Whiskey, this shirt hits just right—whether you're croonin', cruisin', or boozin'.
Printed across an ultra-soft triblend shirt, it's made for those who appreciate the finer things in life: good curves, good bourbon, and a solid punchline.
Details That Go Down Easy:
Super soft triblend fabric that hugs like a country song
Available in Heathered Navy, Heather Grey, Heathered OD Green, and Heathered Red
“You're As Smooth As Titties & Whiskey” front design in distressed vintage print
Lightweight, breathable, and dangerously comfortable
Perfect For:
Backyard bonfires, tailgate flirting, and two-stepping into trouble
Country bars, dive bars, or anything that ends in -fest
Giving Grandma a minor stroke at family functions
Warning: May cause compliments, karaoke duets, and spontaneous booty grabs. Pair with: a shot of Jack and a smirk that says, “Yeah, I said it.”
